OK, silly fun game I found on the
Barrel of Monkeys blog to totally waste at least 30 minutes of my day. (I chose to waste the 30 minutes I would normally use to clean the bathrooms, rather than a perfectly good 30 minutes in front of the television... You may choose whatever 30 minutes you want to waste, but stay organized and choose wisely!)
1. Google "[your name] needs":
"Joan needs her Spider Monkey"....(I didn't dare click on this to see what it was about... some things are better left un-read.)
2. Google "[your name] looks like":
"Joan looks like someone who could lead people into battle." (Wonder what gave me away -- the helmet? the body armor? the emails to Levi Strauss?)
3. Google "[your name] likes":
"Joan likes money and shes good at winning it" (True and not true -- though I sure am good at winning giveaways)
4. Google "[your name] says":
"Joan says if you've got it, flaunt it." (I don't have it, but sometimes I flaunt it anyway.)
5. Google "[your name] wants":
"Joan wants to go to a concert with Adam and stay overnight in his father's camper." -- (Don't tell my husband!)
6. Google "[your name] does":
"Joan does what she wants to do, which she does extraordinarily well." (Love it, terrible grammar and all.)
7. Google "[your name] hates":
"Joan hates rickshas, German potato salad, corduroy pillows (too firm), and outdated cordless phones." (Not sure I've ever met a ricksha I didn't like.)
8. Google "[your name] can":
"Joan can help you with book development, book marketing and with creating..."
(In my previous lives I was a newspaper editor and a ph.d. research assistant -- does that count?)
9. Google "[your name] goes":
"Joan goes out on a window ledge."
(Eeps! Get me down!)
10. Google "[your name] is":
"Joan is quite a musical force to be reckoned with." (Change "force" to "farce".)
11. Google "[your name] loves":
"Joan loves to tell stories. When no one else will listen she tells them to her dogs or to her horse “Raj”... (My theory - it's easier to start a blog than to tell stories to a horse named Raj.)
Now, wasn't that more fun than me writing my To Do List for today?
"Joan needs her Spider Monkey"....(I didn't dare click on this to see what it was about... some things are better left un-read.)
2. Google "[your name] looks like":
"Joan looks like someone who could lead people into battle." (Wonder what gave me away -- the helmet? the body armor? the emails to Levi Strauss?)
3. Google "[your name] likes":
"Joan likes money and shes good at winning it" (True and not true -- though I sure am good at winning giveaways)
4. Google "[your name] says":
"Joan says if you've got it, flaunt it." (I don't have it, but sometimes I flaunt it anyway.)
5. Google "[your name] wants":
"Joan wants to go to a concert with Adam and stay overnight in his father's camper." -- (Don't tell my husband!)
6. Google "[your name] does":
"Joan does what she wants to do, which she does extraordinarily well." (Love it, terrible grammar and all.)
7. Google "[your name] hates":
"Joan hates rickshas, German potato salad, corduroy pillows (too firm), and outdated cordless phones." (Not sure I've ever met a ricksha I didn't like.)
8. Google "[your name] can":
"Joan can help you with book development, book marketing and with creating..."
(In my previous lives I was a newspaper editor and a ph.d. research assistant -- does that count?)
9. Google "[your name] goes":
"Joan goes out on a window ledge."
(Eeps! Get me down!)
10. Google "[your name] is":
"Joan is quite a musical force to be reckoned with." (Change "force" to "farce".)
11. Google "[your name] loves":
"Joan loves to tell stories. When no one else will listen she tells them to her dogs or to her horse “Raj”... (My theory - it's easier to start a blog than to tell stories to a horse named Raj.)
Now, wasn't that more fun than me writing my To Do List for today?
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