Mar 21, 2009

Don’t try this at home

I needed a fast dinner last night and decided to fix chicken egg rolls and a package of pre-mixed Chinese noodles (a lot like Raman noodles but with a better taste and less sodium). I put the egg rolls in the oven and read the directions for the noodles. Simple enough. Open the package of veggies, put them in with the noodles, add water, microwave for 6 minutes, add liquid seasoning. You didn’t even need to pass Cooking 101 to do this one.

About 4 minutes into the cooking of the noodles, I came in to the kitchen to check on everything and smell smoke. Then I SEE smoke – rolling across the stove top. I assume the egg rolls are burning and I open the oven, but – nothing. Meanwhile, the entire kitchen if filling up with noxious fumes and dark smoke is rolling across the ceiling. I look into the microwave and there it is… a boiling black mess of bubbling plastic and black worms… and it dawns on me.. I forgot to add the water!

100_2278 I will tell you, this is probably the WORST kitchen accident I have had. The black toxic smoke (and honestly, it smelled toxic!) discolored the inside of my microwave. The smell rolled through the house and permeated everything. I turned on the fan over the microwave and it only made things worse. Apparently the charcoal filter in the microwave absorbed the fumes and didn’t want to let go.

First I tried washing down the entire microwave with baking soda and water with a Mr. Clean Miracle Sponge. That did, thank goodness, take the discoloration away. But the smell didn’t even lessen. You know the smell of burned microwave popcorn? Well, this smell was a thousand times worse!

I googled “burned smell in microwave” and found all kinds of suggestions – hot vinegar, lemon juice, coffee grinds and more. I tried them all, with little success. Of all of them, the coffee grinds seemed to remove the most smell.

I finally took a kitchen towel and saturated it with Extra Strength Fabreze (for air and surface) and tucked it up into the vent spaces underneath the microwave and turned the fan on for a few minutes, then shut it off and let the Fabreze do it’s thing. I repeated this every 30 minutes or so and finally the smell eased up. I sprayed the same Fabreze all over the house several times, opened all the windows, and burned some Yankee Candles. Then I lit a fire in the fireplace, and hoped that everything would just travel out the chimney.

It’s worked to a point. The house no longer smells of toxic fumes and the microwave is no longer discolored and smelly. However, the minute you turn the fan on on the microwave, the smell returns. I ordered a new charcoal filter for the microwave and hopefully it will arrive on Tuesday.

On a lighter note, as I’m typing this, my grandson and my husband are sitting in the family room, discussing television shows. My husband is telling Mr. B that a car race is on (NASCAR), or they can watch a TV show about a boat that goes under water (Treasure Quest). Mr. B politely says, “Umpa, when is America’s Next Top Model on?” LOL! My husband says, “I think that’s on tomorrow.” Mr. B says, “Good, that’s my favorite show.”   THUD.

Mar 20, 2009

Too cool....

Mar 18, 2009

Catching my breath

By the look of how many posts I've written here lately, you'd think I'd fallen off the blog wagon. But no! I've been busy over on my other blog, Quilting on a Budget, with a complete blog makeover. With the help (and template) of Acornglue.com the blog has a whole new look and a whole new mission. I'm currently holding a giveaway for a blog template for YOUR blog, so stop by and have a look-see, and leave a comment to enter. Life has settled down a bit. My son returned to Colorado yesterday after a week's visit during which we saw very little of him. LOL! He had a wedding to go to and best friends to visit. I was really happy that he did get to spend quite a lot of time visiting (and bonding!) with Mr. B. By the end of the first day, the two were inseparable. Mr. B adored every minute with his uncle, which doesn't surprise me since I have always said Mr. B is the mini-me version of his Uncle J. The EXSIL saga goes on. Released from prison to a halfway house, EXSIL immediately started harassing (via phone calls) Darling Daughter, both at home and at work. She marched herself up to the halfway house and told him in no uncertain terms to STOP. No phone calls since. We'll see... Spring is here in southwestern Ohio in full force. Seventy-six degrees yesterday and the same forecast for today! My forsythia is ready to pop, the daffodils, tulips and iris's all have their leaves showing and my vegetable garden is beckoning to me, despite being a good two months before I can actually plant. I think I may get out there today and clean up the old garden debris and possibly plant some peas and lettuce! Our trip to the vacation house has been postponed to April. That's OK. By then the hiking trails will be dried and the weather will be warmer. It's all good. Today is going to be a ride on the Relaxi-Taxi (thanks "Friends" show! One of my favorite terms!). The house is still clean and really all I need to do is put a load from the dishwasher away and do some laundry. It's so warm out that I may put my clothesline up and hang sheets out to dry! I've got a new knitting project I want to start, and I may just sit out on the deck and read for awhile. Yay! I love Spring!

Mar 16, 2009

Just a few minutes to blog

Busy day. Mr. B is due in any minute and then the three guys are taking off to visit the Air Force Museum in Dayton. We’ve enjoyed the visit with our son, but it ends tomorrow and that is too soon! No time to blog until tomorrow, so here’s a few pictures.

100_2254 My son, on his way to a friend’s wedding.

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My husband and Mr. B, playing with Mr. B’s new bulldozer from Aunt Lisa and Uncle Jeff.

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The three favorite men in my life – all in one place.

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And my favorite girl – keeping an eye on Mr. B while he plays in the back yard.