How to be a Grandmother

1. Be willing to do anything, including going outside in the pouring rain so your grandchild can play in the puddles. 2. Be prepared to meet and greet all your neighbors, including children, because they will all want to come to your yard and play with and/or discuss the cutie patootie you're hanging out with now. 3. Be willing to forget about the cost of gas so you can visit playgrounds, libraries, farms and more so your grandchild can get out and have some fun. 4. Be willing to live with toy clutter, crumbs, spills and the smell of dirty diapers in your trash can in the 95 degree garage. 5. Be willing to demonstrate patience patience and more patience because you will have to explain the difference between "shredder" (what we spent the morning using yesterday) and "spreader" (which Umpa has hanging in the shed) at least 100 times. 6. Be willing to explain at least 100 times why the green grapes in the yard need to be purple before we can eat them, but the grapes in the grocery store are OK to eat when they're green. 7. Be willing to go outside in 90 degree heat with high humidity and push tricycles, start pretend lawnmowers and teach your grandson the difference between weeds and flowers. (Take full advantage of his willingness to pull weeds!) 8. Convince your 2 yr old grandchild to be patient while you try and figure out some of the words he's saying. For example: Sondo = Thunder. "No sondo?" Means "It's raining but I don't have to be scared, right?" 9. Understand that every button to every appliance, gizmo and on/off switch in the house will be pushed at least 10 times every day. 10. Know that potty training is only as successful as the participant is willing. And when he IS willing, place towels in every square inch of a two foot square space around the potty chair. 11. Understand it's OK not to eat any meat of any kind, cheese has protein, bananas are our friend, and sugar is our enemy if you value your sanity. 12. Understand that for a two year old, there is no such thing as quiet time, and he will be 100% go go go up to the milli-second his eyes close for nap time. 13. Lights are for turning on. Darkness has nothing to do with it. 14. You are, at all times, second choice. Umpa (grandfather) and Mama will always come first. 15. The attention span of a two year old is about 3 seconds shorter than the time it takes to glue a sticker on a weather calender. 16. Know that a 2 yr old must repeat every new word he learns at least 100 times to make sure he's got it right. He learns approximately 20 new words a day. You do the math. 17. A very heartfelt "Thank you, Umma" wipes away every finger smudge, every spilled juice, and every toe run over by a tricycle.

Menu Planning Monday - Quick and Easy

I am babysitting for 2 y.o. Brayden again this week, so meals must be fairly quick and easy. Yesterday I cooked a roast chicken, so I have quite a bit of chicken leftover to use up. It's also going to be a hot, humid week, so I want to use the stove as little as possible.

Monday Green salad with cubed chicken, cubed cheese, croutons Tuesday Hamburgers on the grill, salad Wednesday Chicken Brocolli Alfredo Pizza, using leftover chicken, Ragu Alfredo Sauce, fresh brocolli, onions, black olives, Pillsbury pizza dough Thursday BBQ Pork Chops Mac and Cheese Baked Beans Friday Spaghetti and Meatballs (Meatballs from freezer) Green salad Saturday Out to Eat!

Free 20oz Coke

All of you NASCAR fans out there who watched last night's race, heard Kyle Petty say that "Coke is on me". And it is! If you belong to the MyCokeRewards program, sign in, then do a search for "Coke Zero" and a reward will pop up for a free 20 oz Coke for 0 points. Thanks, Kyle!!!

What can you buy for $2.15?? A lot!!!!

I just got back from CVS, and I'm a happy (frugal) camper today. I have asthma, and needed to buy a new Primatene Mist inhaler, which normally costs me $18.99 plus tax. I purchased everything you see in the picture above PLUS my inhaler for just about the cost of my inhaler. Here's how it went. 1st Trip: 1 Gillette Body Wash ($4.99) Sale $3.99 1 Olay Body Wash ($6.99) Sale $5.99 1 Olay Daily Face Wash ($7.99) $5.99 1 Olay Face Wash Cloths ($7.99) $5.99 Total Merchandise Value: $27.96 Sale Price: $21.96 Coupons: $1.00 off Gillette $1.50 off Olay Body Wash $3.00 x 2 off Face Wash = $6.00 Total Coupons: $8.50 CVS new customer card coupon $4.00 ECB's $7.00 Out of Pocket $3.15 ECB's Rec'd: $12.00 - $8.85 profit 2nd Trip 2 Dawn Dish Soap ($1.69 ea) sale $1.00 ea = $2.00 2 Planter's Peanuts ($3.99 ea) sale $2.00 ea = $4.00 4 Nabisco Products ($16.36) sale $2.00 ea = $8.00 1 Tide 50 oz Laundry Soap ($7.99) sale $5.49 1 Inhaler $18.99 Total Value: $54.70 Sale Price: $38.48 Coupons: Tide .35 Dawn Dish Soap 1.00 x 2 = $2.00 Inhaler $2.00 2 x Planters Peanuts $3.00 = $6.00 Coupons $10.35 CVS ECB's $12.00 (from first trip) Out of pocket: $16.13 ECB's Rec'd $1.00 In effect, I got my $18.99 inhaler, less the $2.00 coupon -- and every thing else cost me $2.15 out of pocket (from first trip, less ECB of 2nd trip). Yeah baby.